"Well done love, you've found my secret singing corner: the place where I get to sing my favourite song. My favourite song is this song: The A-Team song"
"I want a trash bag!"
"Listen now, as I sing my favourite song:
"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: THE A-TEAM!"
"Der der der, da da daaah
Derda lerda der der, bah ba bah bah bum
Derda da da, bah bah ba bah
Derda da der der, der da derrr
Derda da der der derda der der
Derda da der der, bahda lahda dum
Bah budda bah bah, bah bah bah bah bah
Budda bah bah, bah bah ba barr
Derda, da der, der der, der lerda der der, der derr
Der derda, da da larda da dah, ba bum
La da da dar dar, derda luddalala luddalala dum
Der der der, bar bar baah
Derda ler der der, bar da bahda bar
Der da der, derda der der
Derda, der der der, da daaaa dahda- BUM!"
"That is quite literally how The A-Team song would have sounded, if instead of an orchestra and groovy 80's synths they'd got me to sing it. I like to sing songs, especially The A-Team song"
"Go back now, love"
Copyright © Chris Bell 1997. All Rights Lovingly Fondled.