11 August 1998 - CLOWN HOSPITAL
I've finally been let out of the clown hospital, my pretend illnesses having been cured. Unfortunately, I've been kidnapped by a gang of cartoon characters. I can't be sure, as I'm blindfolded, but I think they're led by Hairy Jeremy.
The only ones I got a good look at were Snagglepuss, Shaggy out of Scooby Doo - who threatened me with a knife - and Wattu Wattu: Super-Bird. Some of these cartoon characters are so obscure the police will never find me.