26 March 1997 - POSH WAITER
In an effort to draw more people into the hotel dining area, I've come up with a list of unique special offers.
If guests spend more than fourteen pounds, we present them with a free, damp towel. If they spend more than fifteen pounds, they get two free wet towels, and a dry handkerchief. If they spend more than thirty pounds, I invite them to come and live with me for a year in a big teepee.
We'll be Red Indians!