30 June 1998 - ROBOT FRIEND
I met a robot in the pub last night. His name was UB-4, and he could do anything! I asked UB-4 what the weather was going to be today, and he told me it would be "Fine" - and it is!
I think UB-4 is going to be my new best friend. However, I may have to give him a nickname: I told a policeman yesterday that I'd never met anyone like UB-4, and the policeman replied "But you've only just met me, sir". I considered explaining, but I didn't want to hurt the policeman's feelings.