8 November 1997 - ROMANCE GUIDE
When you've successfully wooed a lady, the next stage is getting her to marry you. The lady is more likely to agree if you propose to her in a unique fashion.
Try hiding the engagement ring inside a trout, and order her to cut it free, or you could try throwing the ring up her exhaust pipe. When she stops the car to inspect the rattling she'll have a lovely surprise. Failing that, a diamond ring at the bottom of a jar of olives can be an attractive proposition.