The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Scent Designer


14 June 1996 - SCENT DESIGNER

I've concluded my perfume-inventing work on the Home Fumes range.

My final domestic scents are Rural Finish, a delightful concoction produced by steeping bits of blueish puppet material in a bowl of sour wasp spit, and Flammable Clansman.

Flammable Clansman is made out of a load of old flags which I sat on to make them stink.

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