The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Secret Agent

22/11/96

22 November 1996 - SECRET AGENT

I've been asked to go on a mission with a beautiful Russian agent called Mrs Vladimir Amadeus Le Boogie.

Together we're to track down the hidden base of the evil megalomaniac Gary Kemp (no relation). Kemp is believed to have a hidden base somewhere down the high street, possibly above Kwik Save or Thomas Cook. Our plan is to infiltrate his base by posing as a pair of fops who wish to enter his house to smell his carpet and that.


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