The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Test Pilot


6 May 1996 - TEST PILOT

My plan to take clandestine photographs of a celebrity went wrong when I accidentally inhaled my miniature aircraft.

I'm now testing the world's first organic helicopter, made entirely out of dill and beef-flakes on rye.

It's really difficult to control: to steer left you have to eat the dill, and to steer right you have to spit it back out onto the beef.

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