Weekend 17/18 June
19 June 1995 - WEEKEND 17/18 JUNE
To confuse the authorities, I've disguised myself as Jim Bergerac.
Ironically, my plan has been so successful, I've actually been put in charge of the hunt.
I've sent every officer in Britain to a circus, where I intend to brain-wash them all into believing they are seals. I've already got one of them thinking he's a firework.