7 August 1998 - CLOWN HOSPITAL
Being in a clown hospital is really tedious. For starters, the nurses do their rounds in a funny little car, which makes buzzing noises. Also, when it's time to have a bed bath, the nurses throw shredded paper over us.
I asked to be treated like a normal person, and not an idiot, but the ward sister came in and squirted me with a joke flower. I pulled a metal bar off the side of my bed and tried to kill her, but one of the other patients restrained me.