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Is A Ghost Now


6 March 1995 - IS A GHOST NOW

My first job haunting a hotel went really well. By the time I left, even the toast was a ghost - and your daddy was in the toast!

I tried all sorts of stuff to scare guests with, including: flying cane, cord of fire, popping coal, sparking shovel and trumpet spinners. Well done.

7 March 1995 - IS A GHOST NOW

My ghost boss, the late AA Milne, gave me a telling off last night.

I'd been putting coins in the coffee at the hotel I've been haunting. It transpires that tricks involving coins are banned under the ghost convention.

He's sent me on a ghost refresher course.

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