The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


King Of The Sea


16 August 1998 - KING OF THE SEA

I've been freed by my cartoon kidnappers, after they got bored and moved onto other things. I'm getting on with my new job as the King Of The Sea.

It's excellent being King Of The Sea: I get to live in a big palace on the ocean floor, just off the coast of Blackpool. This is fortunate if I wish to score with chicks, as Blackpool is one of the liveliest nightspots in England. Unfortunately, it is also full of drunken thugs.

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