The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Old Presents


27/12/95 - OLD PRESENTS

Because of my dad losing his job, I didn't get any presents this year, so I spent yesterday looking in my bedroom for old toys to play with instead.

I found an electric carving knife I got when I was 12, and a nautical flare gun I got when I was 7. I also came across a car battery and a Yes album from when I was 5, and a seal from the year before. Incredibly, when I squeezed the seal, it made a noise which sounded like it was going "ahhh".

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