The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Thinking He's "Byron"


4 November 1994 - THINKING HE'S "BYRON"

Eh! You there - come by. I am Byron, and I have had some trouble convincing publishers to take my new work.

One of them objected to the repeated references to his wife. Another said it was inappropriate to call truck drivers "Yorkie boys".

5 November 1994 - THINKING HE'S "BYRON"

Really, I am having the most extraordinary time. I went to a literary function in honour of Guy Flapton, the man who attempted to blow up Albert Square on the same day Guy Fawkes tried to destroy Radio 1 FM.

Flapton has written a booksie, okay?

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