The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

With DIY "Kelly"

10/5/94-14/5/94

10 May 1994 - WITH DIY "KELLY"

Alright, all blokes? I've been round Gary Clarke's house all night, doing his pipey.

He was banging about when his pipey just came away from his spikey.

So there I am, glueing it up when his spikey snaps. I cut both my hands away with my sharpy.


14 May 1994 - WITH DIY "KELLY"

My brother, the Man With A Long Chin will be back from Haven, or whatever it's called, soon.

In the meantime, blokes, here's my new song:

I've been here,
Now I'm going.
My face burst open,
And wasps flew in.
They stung my heart.


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