29 August 1997 - BAD SPACESTATION
I'm trapped in orbit above Earth with the notorious prankster AJ Pointer. Last night I was happily eating my dinner out of one of those special silver space bags that you've probably seen on telly, when AJ floated in and started smashing away at the airlock with a cricket bat.
When I asked what he was doing, he just said he was bored and floated back into his bedroom. I listened at the door for a while, and it sounded like he was speaking in tongues.