The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Being A Fireman


3 June 1994 - BEING A FIREMAN

I was sent out on a call to some warehouse by the river last night. What a complete waste of time - the damn place was on fire!

We turned the van around and headed back to the station. When we got back we slapped each other with the hoses.

6 June 1994 - BEING BURNT

Look at me - I'm all burnt up. I've found out that the fire was started when Lee Remick broke into the fire station and threw caustic soda into the eyes of our spinning "Benny".

The Benny span right off her porch. And that is that. I'm getting a new job.

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