The Man With A Long Chin's Celebrity Pals!
13 June 1994 - THE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN'S CELEBRITY PALS!
I'm known to millions of pop fans as "Prints", but you're probably not aware that my real name is Mr Elliott Prills. I changed my name because one of The Beatles was called Endicot Prassle, which sounds too similar.
I know now, that slanking is the way to change the size of... I love trains!
14 June 1994 - THE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN'S CELEBRITY PALS!
As a famous pop singer and POLICE, I rarely have time to wash my hands. This can lead to some embarrassing situations. Take yesterday.
The wife and I were having guests over, and I'd been given the task of tossing the salad. Imagine their faces when they tucked in, only to discover a massive effigy of Darwin, which I'd been using in the lounge at lunchtime.
15 June 1994 - THE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN'S CELEBRITY PALS!
TODAY: EZRILL JOHNS
I am bouyant singer and football personality, Ezrill Johns.
Because of my funny ways I'm often attacked in the mart by heaving gangs of agony aunts.
But there's no need to worry - I just whip out a pen and scribble on their bubbling, fat mouths - I write songs on their mouths!
17 June 1994 - THE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN'S CELEBRITY PALS!
TODAY: JOHN MECCANO
I am... I did tennis. I was sacked by the Umpire for calling his sister a "pigskin eating a dog".
I opened my mouth as wide as it could go, and forced my hands right over his scalp. With a rip and a tear he lost his hair.
Mind you, he wasn't very happy. He sewed me into his "mother membrane".