Eater Of Worlds
256/11/98
25 November 1998 - EATER OF WORLDS
My new job is as Gigantos - Eater Of Worlds. It's my job to travel around the universe in my big spaceship, to find planets that are rich in energy, to convert into food and eat.
I came across a small planet called Esop XII last night, populated by approximately 15 billion sentient beings. I felt no remorse as I mercilessly trained my powerful conversion ray upon their atmosphere, breaking both planet and life into its constituent parts for use as topping on a French bread pizza.
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