The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Fat, Ugly Sci-Fi Fan


15 February 1997 - FAT, UGLY SCI-FI FAN

I spent the whole of yesterday wandering up and down the High Street handing out leaflets. I was wearing an outfit which was standard Starfleet uniform on one side, and Tom Baker-era Doctor Who on the other.

The leaflets contained philosphical quotes from Captain Kirk and Doctor Who. My intention is that the quotes will help people to lead a more fulfilled life. Simple: "You Daleks are inhuman monsters."

18 February 1997 - FAT, UGLY SCI-FI FAN

Although I'm a science fiction fan, I also like other types of TV programme. For instance, I adore Quantum Leap, which is 90% drama and only 10% science fiction. I also enjoy The Prisoner, which is 100% drama, and 100% meaningless hogwash. But I still love it, man!

And, of course, let's not forget Red Dwarf, which is exactly 99% unfunny sitcom, and 1% Dr Who. It's hilarious! Sometimes I watch EastEnders, but I don't really understand it.

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