25/12/95 - FRANK DIARY
I'm Frank Butcher – I have returned for Christmas, sweetheart. For two years I've been sitting in a pub car-park in Lancaster ("Frank-aster").
If you're wondering how I survived, sweetheart, it's easy – I drank petrol and ate tyres.
I'm wondering if anyone is going to see me here. If you can, write to the usual Digitiser address. The first one to say what they saw will get a wicked prize.