The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


"Home Alone"


24 December 1996 - "HOME ALONE"

I managed to catch those two crazy crooks last night, when they broke into the house to steal my daddy's stuff. As they were sneaking through the kitchen window I threw a cobweb in one of their faces, and threw a plate of sand at the other.

When they chased me through the living room I used a special battery to make sparks fly at them. Finally, they thought they'd cornered me in the loft, but I pushed them into a cage, locked it and destroyed them. Merry Christmas!

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