In The 4th Dimension
7 July 1994 - IN THE 4TH DIMENSION
I arrived on a world last night where the residents used to use hoses as mirrors. Clearly this was a really stupid mistake.
Nowadays, all hoses are gone. I have reported my findings to Wings. They were not very interested! They pooh-poohed my report.
8 July 1994 - IN THE 4TH DIMENSION
All this travelling to new worlds has begun to take its toll. I, on the other hand, have begun to take its troll!
Toll, troll, toll, troll - let's call the whole thing off!!
As you can see, I am no match for troll.
9 July 1994 - IN THE 4TH DIMENSION
I have been taken prisoner by the natives of a new world. I am trying to send a message back to Wings by burning croissants.
Unfortunately, these natives love French pastry, and keep scoffing them. I shall have to burn my limbs.
11 July 1994 - IN THE 4TH DIMENSION
It's awful. I was stuck in a big pot and eaten by natives last night.
I shall have to end all communications until such time as I am ejected.
Goodbye, and may God go with you.