27 November 1997 - INVENTOR
I've got a new job now as an inventor. My first invention is the Automatic Correction Pen. It's basically a normal felt tip pen, but the top of it has a heavy lead weight attached.
You see, you write with the pen as normal, but because of the weight it takes much longer to write things. Therefore, you'll have a lot longer to spot mistakes - while they're happening. This may sound impractical, but I assure you it's a boon!
28 November 1997 - INVENTOR
I've just patented my latest invention: Black-Faced Soap On A Rope! It's just like normal joke black-face soap - wash with it and powders are released which stain your skin - but the clever part is that it resembles a traditional Soap On A Rope.
As an added novelty the Black-Faced Soap On A Rope comes in the shape of a pop singer's microphone, or a boxing glove, thus adding to the "prankster's deception". It's a boon!