The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Knight Rider


15 November 1996 - KNIGHT RIDER

I've left my job as a Duke of Hazzard for a new job - as Knight Rider! I get to drive around all day in a black car with a red light on the front, and sometimes I get to show villains how tough my car is by hitting the bonnet with a hammer.

When things get really tough, and I've got a bunch of goons on my tail I just drive really fast, and the car says: "I'll take care of this, Michael", even though my name isn't Michael. So I smash its screen with my shoe.

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