The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Phobia Doctor


8 November 1996 - PHOBIA DOCTOR

I've somehow managed to talk my way into a new job as a man who cures people of their phobias. I've got a big office and a special van with a buzzer on the top.

My first patient was a woman who had a phobia of yeast. My solution was to sit the woman in a cave dripping with rancid yeast. At five minute intervals I stripped off and, covered from head to toe in yeast, ran screaming through the cave. Though it's too early to be sure, I'm convinced the woman is cured.

Diary Index | Previous | Next