Medieval Bakery
3/8/96
3 August 1996 - MEDIEVAL BAKERY
My medieval-style theme bakery burnt down last night when I set fire to a load of cakes with petrol.
I tried to explain to the police that I was just trying to make hash brownies, but they threw me into the back of their van and drove me to prison.
I'm now locked in a cell with 47 other inmates, all of whom were arrested for exactly the same offence as I was.
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