The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Special Pet Shop


4 March 1998 - SPECIAL PET SHOP

I've stopped designing a Millennium Dome to open up a cruelty-free pet shop. I don't approve of people keeping animals as pets, so I stock a range of non-living items, or only semi-living organisms.

For £12.67, you'll be able to get yourself a sponge in the shape of Tinky Winky out of the Teletubbies. Keeping the sponge is simplicity itself - just feed it with water once a day to keep the "skin" damp and supple.

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