The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Stage Magician


17 March 1997 - STAGE MAGICIAN

I've been having a rest, but I'm back with details of my new job. For the last week or so I've been a stage magician!

I plan to have the most innovative act on the circuit. I open the show by making a dog come out of a hoover. It's a trade secret, but I don't mind telling you that the dog is actually very small - and the hoover is twenty feet wide!

After this, I pour a load of snow into the back of a television.

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