10 June 1997 - WINDOW CLEANER
I've got a new job as a window cleaner. I had a bit of trouble yesterday: I ran out of water while cleaning the windows of a particularly rich customer.
I didn't want to disappoint him by not being able to clean the windows, so I created the impression that they were super-clean by breaking all of them with stones. I would have probably got away with it, but the customer wanted to know why I had replaced the frosted glass in his bathroom with clear.