With Captain Five Skills
5 August 1994 - WITH CAPTAIN FIVE SKILLS
Arrr. Brrm. Chug along now will you, sir? I'm trying to talk about myself and my skills. As a pirate I've come to learn a vast number of skills (five).
The first skill I learnt was to become a CC Peniston look-a-like. This once helped me to plunder boots from my wife. I stole all eight CC Peniston CDs, and a couple of Pistons.