Works In Advertising
29/9/95 - WORKS IN ADVERTISING
I've been asked to develop a TV advert for a new kind of food colouring.
The advert starts with a massive explosion, then a lovely girl comes out holding some candles.
The camera pans round and zooms in on a side of beef, laying on a chair. The woman looks up, kicks the chair over, and a gush of blue liquid sprays from inside her blouse onto the beef.
2/10/95 - WORKS IN ADVERTISING
I'm developing new concepts in advertising.
My latest idea involves dropping one thousand sawfly larvae from an aeroplane over a field.
Earlier, we’d have written the name of the product in glue on the mud. As the larvae hatch, those not on the glue will crawl away.
What's left will be a living promotion writhing under our coloured lights.