The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Being A Sculptor


12 November 1994 - BEING A SCULPTOR

I've created a number of exciting sculptures for my forthcoming exhibition. I plan to greet visitors with a stunning piece entitled "Spankles".

It's a load of webs strapped to a kebab.

Another sculpture is above I call The Mast, who is basically a car.[sic]

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