Digitiser mascot The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

Fans of Digi had long made hissing, startled noises requesting a comprehensive archive of the Man's diary adventures, as they proceeded to smash their wailing faces against a breeze block in desperation. They would continually ask Digi to stick them up on their official website, but for whatever reason it never happened, so I decided to pick up the spine, as it were. Newly-discovered diaries are added here as when they're unearthed. If you have any old "entries" that aren't included, then don't hesitate to "ring" my "bell" (mail me with them: superpage58@gmail.com).

18/12/93 - 18/1/94: WALK ON! WITH PAT WALKER

21/1/94: DISCO GIGS

25/1/94 - 28/1/94: JOINING A CULT

1/2/94 - 2/2/94: BIRTHDAY ENTERTAINER

4/2/94: IN THE NICK

5/2/94 - 8/2/94: IN FRANCE

15/2/94 - 19/2/94: IN HELL

25/2/94: AS A CHAIR

26/2/94: DOING DISCOS

4/3/94 - 11/3/94: DOING MUSIC

15/3/94: BEING A MOD

18/3/94 - 19/3/94: PRIVATE DICKS

22/3/94: SIGNING ON

25/3/94: BEING A SKELLIE

29/3/94: DOING THE DISCO

8/4/94: UNDER THE KNIFE

22/4/94: THE INVISIBLE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN

23/4/94 - 2/5/94: SMASHING THE SYSTEM

6/5/94 - 7/5/94: JOURNEY TO HEAVEN

16/5/94 - 24/5/94: OLD FOLK IN THE ATTIC

27/5/94 - 30/5/94: BEING A COPPER

3/6/94: BEING A FIREMAN

11/6/94: CAPED CRUSADER

13/6/94 - 17/6/94: THE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN'S CELEBRITY PALS!

25/6/94: IN THE USA

27/6/94 - FLYING

1/7/94 - 5/7/94: IN CAPTIVITY

7/7/94 - 11/7/94: IN THE 4TH DIMENSION

12/7/94 - 21/7/94: WITH A FAMOUS POP SINGER

22/7/94: FORMER COMPANIONS

29/7/94 - 4/8/94: HEALING FEET

5/8/94: WITH CAPTAIN FIVE SKILLS

11/8/94 - 13/8/94: HAVING FEVER

18/8/94 - 19/8/94: IN HOSPITAL

25/8/94 - 30/8/94: TIME TRAVEL

16/9/94 - 24/9/94: BEING A TEACHER

29/9/94: HAS WON A COMPETITION

1/10/94 - 3/10/94: IN THE FISH FACTORY

8/10/94: GETS SHRUNK RIGHT DOWN

14/10/94 - 15/10/94: ON THE RUN

22/10/94: INVENTOR

29/10/94: IN COURT

4/11/94 - 5/11/94: THINKING HE'S "BYRON"

8/11/94 - SCHOOL REUNION

12/11/94 - 14/11/94: BEING A SCULPTOR

18/11/94 - 19/11/94: PATERNITY SUIT

3/12/94: GRANGE HILL

9/12/94: TV SITCOM

17/12/94: BEING FATHER CHRISTMAS

28/12/94: CHRISTMAS 1994

?/?/? - ?/?/?: TV LICENSE DETECTIVE

31/12/94: PHOTO ALBUM

1/1/95: NEW YEAR'S PARTY

6/1/95: PERFUMIER

10/1/95 - 12/1/95 - EASTENDERS

16/1/95 - 17/1/95: ADULT EDUCATION

30/1/95 - 4/2/95: WITH POP STAR "PRINTS"

7/2/95 - 11/2/95: AND HIS NEW HOTEL

13/2/95 - 15/2/95: IS IN THE B-TILLS NOW

22/2/95: IS A TABLOID HACK NOW

6/3/95 - 7/3/95: IS A GHOST NOW

11/3/95: WORKS ON A GHOST TRAIN

18/3/95: AND HIS SPACE SHOE SHOP

1/4/95: IS A HOLIDAY ENTERTAINER

4/4/95 - 6/4/95: IS A WEREWOLF

9/4/95 - 11/4/95: FUNFAIR RIDE DESIGNER

15/4/95: DESIGNING EASTER EGGS

18/4/95 - 22/4/95: IS AN ARCHITECT

25/4/95: IS A WRESTLER NOW

29/4/95: HAS WON THE LOTTERY

6/5/95: IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR

13/5/95 - 19/5/95: IS THE MAYOR NOW

31/5/95: HOSPITAL PORTER

3/6/95 - 10/6/95: SURGEON'S ASSISTANT

13/6/95 - 17/6/95: IN BORSTAL

19/6/95: WEEKEND 17/18 JUNE 1995

23/6/95 - 24/6/95: HYPNOTISED COPPERS

15/7/95: MAGICIAN

27/7/95: FAKING HIS DEATH

29/7/95: CENTRE OF THE EARTH

3/8/95 - 5/8/95: SQUATTERS

10/8/95 - 15/8/95: ADULT CIRCUS

19/8/95 - 2/9/95: WITH PRINTS

4/9/95 - 9/9/95: DOG FOOD FACTORY

13/9/95 - 19/9/95: AT THE FISH FARM

20/9/95 - 23/9/95: AT HIS FRIEND'S

2?/9/95 - 2?/9/95: AND HIS BOARDGAMES

2?/9/95 - ?/10/95: WORKS IN ADVERTISING

7/10/95 - 11/10/95: WORKING ON A PLANE

?/10/95 - ?/10/95: BEING AN EXORCIST

?/10/95 - 1/11/95: HALLOWEEN PARTY

2/11/95 - 3/11/95: IN LOST PROPERTY

18/11/95 - 21/11/95: TOURIST GUIDE

4/12/95 - UNDER THE SEA

8/12/95 - 20/12/95: GERMAN CELEBRITY/TV PRANKSTER

21/12/95 - 2?/12/95: SANTA'S ELF

25/12/95: FRANK DIARY - WITH FRANK BUTCHER

26/12/95: CHRISTMAS STORY

27/12/95: OLD PRESENTS

28/12/95 - ?/12/95: CHRISTMAS VIDEOS

3?/12/95 - ?/1/96: VISITING DADDY

10/1/96 - 19/1/96: BEING A VET

22/1/96 - 24/1/96: BEING A BARBER

26/1/96 - 31/1/96: BEING AN A&R MAN

2/2/96 - 3/2/96: IN ANCIENT GREECE

6/2/96 - 13/2/96: HIS WOODEN SON

14/2/96 - 21/2/96: BEING A COWBOY

22/2/96 - 4/3/96: FAST-FOOD FRANCHISE

5/3/96 - 8/3/96: CRUISE SHIP CLOWN/IMPRISONED ON SHIP

9/3/96 - SHIPWRECKED

13/3/96 - 15/3/96 - SOLD INTO SLAVERY

20/3/96: RUNNING A JOKE SHOP

21/3/96 - 25/3/96: BEING A SMUGGLER

27/3/96: BEING A HYPNOTIST

29/3/96 - 1/4/96: NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH

3/4/96 - 5/4/96: CEREAL GIFT DESIGN

14/4/96 - 17/4/96: BALLOON CHALLENGE

19/4/96 - 20/4/96: BEING A GENETICIST

27/4/96 - 29/4/96: ON INSECT ISLAND

3/5/96 - 6/5/96 - TEST PILOT

7/5/96 - 11/5/96: BEING A GIANT

18/5/96: BEING A CYBORG

24/5/96 - 25/5/96: BEING A SUPERMODEL

30/5/96 - 1/6/96: BEING DOCTOR WHO

7/6/96 - 8/6/96: BEING A STREAKER

12/6/96 - 14/6/96: PERFUME COUNTER/SCENT DESIGNER

15/6/96 - 21/6/96: LANDSCAPE DESIGNER

22/6/96 - 28/6/96: BEING A JEDI KNIGHT

6/7/96: SMALL BRICK PARK

13/7/96 - ?/7/96: TRANSPORT CAFE

16/7/96 - 20/7/96: IMAGE CONSULTANT

27/7/96: HUMAN GUINEA PIG

31/7/96: BEING A BAKER

3/8/96: MEDIEVAL BAKERY

10/8/96: BACK IN PRISON

16/8/96 - 17/8/96: BOXING CAREER

22/8/96 - 26/8/96: GIANT CATCHER

30/8/96 - 31/8/96: BORED MAN

6/9/96 - 7/9/96: MONKEY TRAINER

13/9/96 - 14/9/96: SUPER-HERO

16/9/96 - 20/9/96: CAVEMAN

21/9/96: BOUNCER

27/9/96 - 4/10/96: ENGLISH/OVERSEAS TEACHER

11/10/96: CARTOON PRISON

18/10/96: TV ADVERT PRISON

25/10/96: MEDIEVAL ALCHEMIST

4/11/96: HOLIDAY CAMP ENTERTAINER

8/11/96: PHOBIA DOCTOR

15/11/96: KNIGHT RIDER

20/11/96 - 23/11/96: SECRET AGENT

29/11/96 - 30/11/96: ALIEN ABDUCTEE

28/12/96 - 8/1/97: WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ/REGRESSIVE HYPNOSIS

9/1/97 - 14/1/97: HOLMES-STYLE DETECTIVE

15/1/97 - 17/1/97: DEL BOY-STYLE TRADER

21/1/97 - 24/1/97: PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR

29/1/97 - 30/1/97: LOTTERY WINNER

31/1/97: HUMAN GUINEA PIG

6/2/97 - 8/2/97: FREAK SHOW OWNER

15/2/97 - 18/2/97: FAT, UGLY SCI-FI FAN

22/2/97 - ?/2/97: OASIS TRIBUTE BAND

1/3/97: MEDIEVAL TORTURE VICTIM

6/3/97: MODERN ARTIST

17/3/97: STAGE MAGICIAN

26/3/97 - POSH WAITER

29/3/97 - TOY DESIGNER

13/4/97 - 14/4/97: VAMPIRE HUNTER

19/4/97: VILLAGE POLICEMAN

1/5/97 - 6/5/97: DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

16/5/97: CRISP MAKER

17/5/97: CIRCUS CLOWN

25/5/97: MOVIE SPECIAL FX

31/5/97: A BUTLER

7/6/97: PRIME MINISTER

10/6/97: WINDOW CLEANER

14/6/97 - 18/6/97: DOCTOR

20/6/97 - 24/6/97: HAIRDRESSER

27/6/97: DEAD CELEB PARK

4/7/97: "BRIT-POP" BAND

11/7/97 - 18/7/97: SUPER-HERO

19/7/97: TOY STORY MAN

30/7/97: BEACH PUMPKIN SHOP

1/8/97 - 4/8/97: ON HOLIDAY

6/8/97 - 8/8/97: GIANT CLAM

13/8/97 - 15/8/97: HAUNTED HOUSE

20/8/97: MAN LOVES DODDY

22/8/97 - 27/8/97: STAR TREK

29/8/97: BAD SPACESTATION

3/9/97 - 4/9/97: DAIRY FARMER

5/9/97 - 6/9/97: AMATEUR DRAMATICS

10/9/97 - 12/9/97: PLUMBER

13/9/97 - 17/9/97: BLUE PETER

18/9/97 - 20/9/97: STAGE MAGICIAN

24/9/97 - 27/9/97: SHORT-SIGHTED IDIOT

1/10/97: VAMPIRE BABYSITTER

3/10/97: BUSKER

8/10/97: HOLLYWOOD STAR

10/10/97 - 15/10/97: PRACTICAL JOKES

16/10/97 - 18/10/97: SURVIVAL GUIDE

24/10/97 - 29/10/97: PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR

31/10/97: PUFFY JACKET

4/11/97: RICE GIRLS

5/11/97 - 8/11/97: ROMANCE GUIDE

10/11/97 - 14/11/97: CAVEMAN NEIGHBOURS

17/11/97 - 20/11/97: PAST LIVES

22/11/97 - 26/11/97: LIMERICK RECITALS

27/11/97: INVENTOR

4/12/97: SHOE ELF

9/12/97 - 11/12/97: FIFTH TELETUBBY

17/12/97 - 18/12/97: DEPARTMENT STORE SANTA

22/12/97 - 24/12/97: HAUNTED CHRISTMAS HOUSE

27/12/97: FESTIVE FUN

31/12/97: SECRET AGENT

13/1/98: THE MODERN PROMETHEUS

20/1/98 - 21/1/98: THE INCREDIBLE HULK

24/1/98 - 27/1/98: LOST PROPERTY

28/1/98 - 30/1/98: HEDGEHOG MAN

31/1/98 - 3/2/98: ESTATE AGENT

5/2/98 - 7/2/98: BALLOON ATTEMPT

9/2/98 - 12/2/98: CHOCOLATE FACTORY

13/2/98 - 16/2/98: BE HIS VALENTINE/DESPERATE FOR LOVE

21/2/98 - 23/2/98: TEST PILOT

25/2/98 - 26/2/98: ATOMIC SCIENTIST

28/2/98 - 3/3/98: MILLENNIUM DOME

4/3/98 - 5/3/98: SPECIAL PET SHOP

7/3/98 - 8/3/98: AIRLINE STEWARDESS

9/3/98 - 10/3/98: MOUSE CATCHER

11/3/98 - 16/3/98: KIDS ENTERTAINER

17/3/98 - 19/3/98: BIRD SANCTUARY

20/3/98 - 25/3/98: WIZARD OF OZ

26/3/98 - 30/3/98: PUFFIN IMPERSONATOR

31/3/98: STUDENT

1/4/98 - 3/4/98: COMMUNITY COPPER

4/4/98 - 6/4/98: IN PURGATORY

7/4/98 - 11/4/98: POSH HOUSE GARDENER

13/4/98 - 15/4/98: WEREWOLF

16/4/98 - 21/4/98: WORMERY OWNER

22/4/98 - 30/4/98: GIRAFFE JOURNEY

1/5/98 - 5/5/98: MR SPACE ROBOT

8/5/98 - 15/5/98: ASTROLOGY SECTION

16/5/98 - 20/5/98: BISCUIT SHOP BOY

21/5/98 - 26/5/98: SAFARI PARK MONKEY

27/5/98 - 31/5/98: PRACTICAL JOKE FUN

4/6/98 - 6/6/98: CELEB STAND-IN

9/6/98 - 12/6/98: MAN AND GRETL

13/6/98: EASTENDERS VIDEOS

30/6/98 - 1/7/98: ROBOT FRIEND

6/7/98: MEDUSA STAND-IN

8/7/98 - 10/7/98: LIGHTER MAKER

17/7/98: POODLE PARLOUR

24/7/98: GHOST TRAIN

25/7/98 - 27/7/98: CEREAL MANUFACTURER

31/7/98 - 3/8/98: ESKIMO

7/8/98: CLOWN HOSPITAL

11/8/98 - 14/8/98: CARTOON KIDNAP

16/8/98: KING OF THE SEA

21/8/98 - 25/8/98: PEARLY GATEKEEPER

26/8/98 - 27/8/98: BEING A GHOST

28/8/98 - 1/9/98: FREAK SHOW

2/9/98 - 7/9/98: BIG-UDDERED COW

11/9/98: SPACEMAN

18/9/98: UP A TREE RECORD

19/9/98: TALK TO VEGETABLES

26/9/98: YOUR STARS TODAY

30/9/98: PAVEMENT ARTIST

10/10/98 - 15/10/98: PIXIE HUNTER

16/10/98 - 19/10/98: GORILLA WATCHER

22/10/98 - 28/10/98: BIG TOMATO

?/10/98 - ?/11/98: CROW MUSEUM

?/11/98 - 5/11/98: AFRICAN AMBASSADOR

6/11/98 - ?/11/98: JACK FROST

?/11/98 - 12/11/98: CACTUS SALESMAN

13/11/98 - 1?/11/98: BROWN SAUCE FACTORY

1?/11/98 - 21/11/98: MINNIE THE MONKEY

26/11/98 - 30/11/98: PUNCH AND JUDY

1/12/98 - ?/12/98: PATENTS OFFICE

?/12/98 - ?/12/98: VET

11/12/98 - 15/12/98: HUMAN CROP FARMER

16/12/98 - 24/12/98: SANTA'S HELPER

?/1/99 - 16/1/99: ROBOT DESIGNER

22/1/99 - 23/1/99: PRACTICAL JOKES

26/1/99 - 28/1/99: ANIMAL ORCHESTRA

29/1/99 - 1/2/99: STAGE HYPNOTIST

2/2/99 - 3/2/99: CEREAL DESIGNER

11/2/99 - 13/2/99: CRASH TEST DUMMY

?/2/99 - 19/2/99: DIMENSION EXPLORER

20/2/99 - 23/2/99: MONKEY TEACHER

6/3/99: SONGWRITER

13/3/99: CAT WORMER

25/3/99 - 27/3/99: POSH CHEF

29/3/99 - 1/4/99: POET LAUREATE

2/4/99 - 5/4/99: PRACTICAL JOKES

6/4/99 - 7/4/99: LONELY HEARTS

8/4/99 - 12/4/99: WINDMILL INSPECTOR

17/4/99 - 20/4/99: CELEBRITY BODYGUARD

21/4/99 - 23/4/99: BAKER

29/4/99 - 4/5/99: SALESMAN

15/5/99 - 18/5/99: BEARD BRUSHER

10/6/99 - 14/6/99: WORKING IN A CIRCUS

15/6/99 - 16/6/99: TOP DJ

24/6/99 - 28/6/99: GIANT SALAMANDER

3/7/99 - 7/7/99: ROBOT HIRE SHOP

12/7/99 - 14/7/99: CLOWN NEIGHBOURS

24/7/99 - 26/7/99: GOD OF SHOPPING

31/7/99 - 4/8/99: SUMMER HOLIDAY/FANTASY KINGDOM

17/8/99 - 20/8/99: HOT AIR BALLOON

25/8/99 - 28/8/99: LIBRARY BARBARIAN

8/9/99 - 15/9/99: DEEP SEA FISHERMAN/KING OF ATLANTIS

22/9/99 - 24/9/99: PET SWAN

29/9/99 - 30/9/99: TORTOISE AND HARE

5/10/99 - 7/10/99: CLOWN SHOE SHOP

15/10/99 - 19/10/99: COBBLER

22/10/99 - 25/10/99: LOCAL GP

2/11/99 - 5/11/99: ADVERTISING EXEC

15/11/99 - 16/11/99: CHANGING ROOMS

23/11/99 - 24/11/99: 2001 AD

7/12/99 - 8/12/99: STORE SANTA

20/12/99 - 24/12/99: ROBOT COUSINS

18/1/00 - 21/1/00: MEDIEVAL KNIGHT

1/2/00 - 7/2/00: LORRY DRIVER

8/2/00 - 14/2/00: TV ANNOUNCER

15/2/00 - 17/2/00: INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER

18/2/00 - 21/2/00: VAMPIRE

29/2/00 - 2/3/00: THE LAND OF OZ

17/3/00 - 21/3/00: CLIMBING EVEREST

3/4/00 - 4/4/00: DOG CHAUFFEUR

11/4/00 - 17/4/00: BARBER

3/5/00 - 5/5/00: MAYOR OF LONDON

15/5/00: CACTUS SHOP

22/5/00 - 23/5/00: COCKTAIL BAR

24/5/00 - 26/5/00: SPEAKING CLOCK

29/5/00 - 30/5/00: SWIMMING POOL

12/6/00 - 14/6/00: SMALL CIRCUS

19/6/00 - 21/6/00: LIBRARIAN

22/6/00 - 27/6/00: GHOST TRAIN

6/7/00 - 11/7/00: WORKING CLASS CHEF

26/7/00 - 28/7/00: CRAB POLISHER

22/8/00 - 24/8/00: SCI-FI CONVENTION

6/9/00 - 11/9/00: BALLROOM DANCER

15/9/00 - 21/9/00: JOKE SHOP OWNER

20/10/00 - 24/10/00: INFLATABLES

21/11/00 - 23/11/00: SHELLFISH FACTORY

3/1/01 - 5/1/01: PET SHOP

16/1/01 - 17/1/01: CUSTOMER SERVICE

21/2/01 - 23/2/01: COCONUT FARM

27/2/01 - 28/2/01: NOVELTY SHOP

8/3/01 - 12/3/01: DOG PIRATES

26/3/01 - 28/3/01: SUBMARINE

19/4/01 - 20/4/01: RESEARCH ASSISTANT

9/5/01 - 11/5/01: KOI CARP

21/5/01 - 23/5/01: CAMEL FARMER

6/6/01 - 8/6/01: POLITICS

20/6/01 - 21/6/01: DISEASE SPECIALIST

6/7/01 - 11/7/01: ZOOKEEPER

24/7/01 - 25/7/01: FLAMENCO DANCER

14/8/01 - 16/8/01: BRASS BAND

30/8/01 - 31/8/01: MONKEY SALESMAN

5/9/01 - 7/9/01: ICED YAMS STALL

1/10/01 - 3/10/01: HINGE MUSEUM

13/12/02: CHOKED ON A CHRYSALIS

14/1/03 - 16/1/03: ARCHANGEL

17/1/03: HISSSSSSSSS

27/1/03 - 30/1/03: ZOO

12/2/03 - 14/2/03: HENHOUSE

4/3/03: WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

13/11/14 - 15/11/14: UKCP AND BROWNAROUND

1/1214 - 3/12/14: FATHER CHRISTMAS

9/1214 - 11/12/14: VLOGGING

1/1/15 - 2/1/15: BACK TO THE FUTURE

18/1/15 - 20/1/15: BEING A MURDERER

6/2/15 - 8/2/15: HOW TO BE AN INVENTOR

23/2/15 - 25/2/15: DANCING WITH MADONNA

20/3/15 - 22/3/15: TOP GEER PRESENTER

15/4/15 - 20/4/15: AVENGER

24/4/15 - 26/4/15: MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY

21/5/15 - 23/5/15: EUROVISION

27/7/15 - 29/7/15: JAPAN

17/11/15: CHARITY WORKER

1/12/15 - 3/12/15: MISERY AND GREGGS

23/3/16: BACK IN TIME

29/4/16: WORKING IN A SAUNA

6/5/16: MAYOR OF LONDON

20/5/16: POOING ON THE QUEEN

27/5/16: ANDREW LLOYD-WEBBER'S CATS

10/6/16: MALE STRIPPER

17/6/16: BODY PARTS RESTAURANT

29/7/16: HORROR WRITER

1/1/18 - 2/1/18: TIME MACHINE

3/1/18: QUEEN SINGER

The Man With A Long Chin


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