Digitiser mascot The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

Fans of Digi had long made hissing, startled noises requesting a comprehensive archive of the Man's diary adventures, as they proceeded to smash their wailing faces against a breeze block in desperation. They would continually ask Digi to stick them up on their official website, but for whatever reason it didn't happen, so I decided to pick up the spine, as it were. I'll be adding what I can as and when I find diaries hidden away online. If you have any old "entries" not listed here, then don't hesitate to "ring" my "bell" (mail me with them: superpage58@gmail.com).

24/5/94: 24 MAY 1994

?/?/? - ?/?/?: TV LICENSE DETECTIVE

11/3/95: WORKS ON A GHOST TRAIN

19/6/95: WEEKEND 17/18 JUNE 1995

20/8/95 - 2/9/95: WITH PRINTS

4/9/95 - 9/9/95: DOG FOOD FACTORY

13/9/95 - 19/9/95: AT THE FISH FARM

20/9/95 - 2?/9/95: AT HIS FRIEND'S

2?/9/95 - 2?/9/95: AND HIS BOARDGAMES

2?/9/95 - ?/10/95: WORKS IN ADVERTISING

?/10/95 - ?/10/95: WORKING ON A PLANE

?/10/95 - ?/10/95: BEING AN EXORCIST

?/10/95 - ?/10/95: HALLOWEEN PARTY

?/11/95 - ?/11/95: ROMANCE GUIDE

?/12/95 - 20/12/95: GERMAN CELEBRITY/TV PRANKSTER

21/12/95 - 2?/12/95: SANTA'S ELF

25/12/95: FRANK DIARY - WITH FRANK BUTCHER

27/12/95: OLD PRESENTS

28/12/95 - ?/12/95: CHRISTMAS VIDEOS

3?/12/95 - ?/1/96: VISITING DADDY

10/1/96 - ?/1/96: BEING A VET

27/1/96 - ?/?/96: BEING AN A&R MAN

?/2/96 - ?/2/96: HIS WOODEN SON

?/2/96 - 21/2/96: BEING A COWBOY

22/2/96 - 4/3/96: FAST-FOOD FRANCHISE

5/3/96 - ?/3/96: CRUISE SHIP CLOWN/IMPRISONED ON SHIP

?/3/96 - 20/3/96: RUNNING A JOKE SHOP

21/3/96 - ?/3/96: BEING A SMUGGLER

?/6/96 - 2?/6/96: LANDSCAPE DESIGNER

2?/6/96 - ?/?/96: BEING A JEDI KNIGHT

31/7/96 - ?/8/96: BEING A BAKER

1?/9/96 - 21/9/96: CAVEMAN

22/9/96 - ?/?/96: BOUNCER

?/?/96 - 4/10/96: OVERSEAS TEACHER

?/?/96 - ?/10/96: CARTOON PRISON

?/10/96 - 1?/10/96: HOLIDAY CAMP ENTERTAINER

?/?/96 - ?/?/96: TRANSPORT CAFE

1/1/97 - 8/1/97: WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ/REGRESSIVE HYPNOSIS

9/1/97 - 13/1/97: HOLMES-STYLE DETECTIVE

15/1/97: PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR

16/1/97 - 17/1/97: LOTTERY WINNER

18/1/97 - ?/1/97: FAT, UGLY SCI-FI FAN

22/2/97 - ?/2/97: OASIS TRIBUTE BAND

?/4/97 - 1?/4/97: VAMPIRE HUNTER

?/7/97 - ?/7/97: "BRIT-POP" BAND

?/1/98 - 16/1/98: ROBOT DESIGNER

?/1/98 - 22/1/98: PRACTICAL JOKES

24/1/98 - 27/1/98: LOST PROPERTY

28/1/98 - 30/1/98: HEDGEHOG MAN

31/1/98 - 3/2/98: ESTATE AGENT

5/2/98 - 8/2/98: BALLOON ATTEMPT

9/2/98 - 12/2/98: CHOCOLATE FACTORY

13/2/98 - 16/2/98: BE HIS VALENTINE/DESPERATE FOR LOVE

21/2/98 - 23/2/98: TEST PILOT

25/2/98 - 26/2/98: ATOMIC SCIENTIST

28/2/98 - 3/3/98: MILLENNIUM DOME

4/3/98 - 5/3/98: SPECIAL PET SHOP

7/3/98 - 8/3/98: AIRLINE STEWARDESS

9/3/98 - 10/3/98: MOUSE CATCHER

11/3/98 - 16/3/98: KIDS ENTERTAINER

17/3/98 - 19/3/98: BIRD SANCTUARY

20/3/98 - 25/3/98: WIZARD OF OZ

26/3/98 - 30/3/98: PUFFIN INSPECTOR

31/3/98: STUDENT

1/4/98 - 3/4/98: COMMUNITY COPPER

4/4/98 - 6/4/98: IN PURGATORY

7/4/98 - 11/4/98: POSH HOUSE GARDENER

13/4/98 - 15/4/98: WEREWOLF

16/4/98 - 21/4/98: WORMERY OWNER

22/4/98 - 30/4/98: GIRAFFE JOURNEY

1/5/98 - 5/5/98: MR SPACE ROBOT

16/5/98 - 20/5/98: BISCUIT SHOP BOY

21/5/98 - 26/5/98: SAFARI PARK MONKEY

27/5/98 - 29/5/98: PRACTICAL JOKE FUN

?/6/98 - ?/6/98: CELEB STAND-IN

?/6/98 - ?/6/98: MAN AND GRETL

?/7/98 - ?/8/98: ESKIMO

?/8/98 - 11/8/98: CLOWN HOSPITAL

16/8/98 - ?/8/98: KING OF THE SEA

?/8/98 - 25/8/98: PEARLY GATEKEEPER

26/8/98 - 2?/8/98: BEING A GHOST

2?/8/98 - 1/9/98: FREAK SHOW

2/9/98 - ?/9/98: BIG-UDDERED COW

?/9/98 - 18/9/98: UP A TREE RECORD

10/10/98 - 15/10/98: PIXIE HUNTER

16/10/98 - ?/10/98: GORILLA WATCHER

23/10/98 - 2?/10/98: BIG TOMATO

?/10/98 - ?/11/98: CROW MUSEUM

?/11/98 - 5/11/98: AFRICAN AMBASSADOR

6/11/98 - ?/11/98: JACK FROST

?/11/98 - 12/11/98: CACTUS SALESMAN

13/11/98 - 1?/11/98: BROWN SAUCE FACTORY

1?/11/98 - 21/11/98: MINNIE THE MONKEY

2?/11/98 - 30/11/98: PUNCH AND JUDY

1/12/98 - ?/12/98: PATENTS OFFICE

?/12/98 - ?/12/98: VET

11/12/98 - 15/12/98: HUMAN CROP FARMER

16/12/98 - 18/12/98: SANTA'S HELPER

?/1/99 - 28/1/99: ANIMAL ORCHESTRA

29/1/99 - ?/?/99: STAGE HYPNOTIST

?/2/99 - ?/2/99: CRASH TEST DUMMY

?/2/99 - ?/2/99: DIMENSION EXPLORER

25/3/99 - 27/3/99: POSH CHEF

2/4/99 - 5/4/99: PRACTICAL JOKES

8/4/99 - 12/4/99: WINDMILL INSPECTOR

17/4/99 - 20/4/99: CELEBRITY BODYGUARD

21/4/99 - 23/4/99: BAKER

29/4/99 - 4/5/99: SALESMAN

15/5/99 - 18/5/99: BEARD BRUSHER

10/6/99 - 14/6/99: WORKING IN A CIRCUS

15/6/99 - 16/6/99: TOP DJ

24/6/99 - 28/6/99: GIANT SALAMANDER

3/7/99 - 7/7/99: ROBOT HIRE SHOP

12/7/99 - 14/7/99: CLOWN NEIGHBOURS

24/7/99 - 26/7/99: GOD OF SHOPPING

31/7/99 - 4/8/99: SUMMER HOLIDAY/FANTASY KINGDOM

17/8/99 - 20/8/99: HOT AIR BALLOON

25/8/99 - 28/8/99: LIBRARY BARBARIAN

8/9/99 - 15/9/99: DEEP SEA FISHERMAN/KING OF ATLANTIS

22/9/99 - 24/9/99: PET SWAN

29/9/99 - 30/9/99: TORTOISE AND HARE

5/10/99 - 7/10/99: CLOWN SHOE SHOP

15/10/99 - 19/10/99: COBBLER

22/10/99 - 25/10/99: LOCAL GP

2/11/99 - 5/11/99: ADVERTISING EXEC

15/11/99 - 16/11/99: CHANGING ROOMS

23/11/99 - 24/11/99: 2001 AD

7/12/99 - 8/12/99: STORE SANTA

20/12/99 - 24/12/99: ROBOT COUSINS

18/1/00 - 21/1/00: MEDIEVAL KNIGHT

1/2/00 - 7/2/00: LORRY DRIVER

8/2/00 - 14/2/00: TV ANNOUNCER

15/2/00 - 17/2/00: INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER

18/2/00 - 21/2/00: VAMPIRE

29/2/00 - 2/3/00: THE LAND OF OZ

17/3/00 - 21/3/00: CLIMBING EVEREST

3/4/00 - 4/4/00: DOG CHAUFFEUR

11/4/00 - 17/4/00: BARBER

3/5/00 - 5/5/00: MAYOR OF LONDON

15/5/00: CACTUS SHOP

22/5/00 - 23/5/00: COCKTAIL BAR

24/5/00 - 26/5/00: SPEAKING CLOCK

29/5/00 - 30/5/00: SWIMMING POOL

12/6/00 - 14/6/00: SMALL CIRCUS

19/6/00 - 21/6/00: LIBRARIAN

22/6/00 - 27/6/00: GHOST TRAIN

6/7/00 - 11/7/00: WORKING CLASS CHEF

26/7/00 - 28/7/00: CRAB POLISHER

22/8/00 - 24/8/00: SCI-FI CONVENTION

6/9/00 - 11/9/00: BALLROOM DANCER

15/9/00 - 21/9/00: JOKE SHOP OWNER

20/10/00 - 24/10/00: INFLATABLES

21/11/00 - 23/11/00: SHELLFISH FACTORY

3/1/01 - 5/1/01: PET SHOP

16/1/01 - 17/1/01: CUSTOMER SERVICE

21/2/01 - 23/2/01: COCONUT FARM

27/2/01 - 28/2/01: NOVELTY SHOP

8/3/01 - 12/3/01: DOG PIRATES

26/3/01 - 28/3/01: SUBMARINE

19/4/01 - 20/4/01: RESEARCH ASSISTANT

9/5/01 - 11/5/01: KOI CARP

21/5/01 - 23/5/01: CAMEL FARMER

6/6/01 - 8/6/01: POLITICS

20/6/01 - 21/6/01: DISEASE SPECIALIST

6/7/01 - 11/7/01: ZOOKEEPER

24/7/01 - 25/7/01: FLAMENCO DANCER

14/8/01 - 16/8/01: BRASS BAND

30/8/01 - 31/8/01: MONKEY SALESMAN

5/9/01 - 7/9/01: ICED YAMS STALL

1/10/01 - 3/10/01: HINGE MUSEUM

13/12/02: CHOKED ON A CHRYSALIS

14/1/03 - 16/1/03: ARCHANGEL

17/1/03: HISSSSSSSSS

27/1/03 - 30/1/03: ZOO

12/2/03 - 14/2/03: HENHOUSE

4/3/03: WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

13/11/14 - 15/11/14: UKCP AND BROWNAROUND

1/1214 - 3/12/14: FATHER CHRISTMAS

9/1214 - 11/12/14: VLOGGING

1/1/15 - 2/1/15: BACK TO THE FUTURE

18/1/15 - 20/1/15: BEING A MURDERER

6/2/15 - 8/2/15: HOW TO BE AN INVENTOR

23/2/15 - 25/2/15: DANCING WITH MADONNA

20/3/15 - 22/3/15: TOP GEER PRESENTER

15/4/15 - 20/4/15: AVENGER

24/4/15 - 26/4/15: MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY

21/5/15 - 23/5/15: EUROVISION

27/7/15 - 29/7/15: JAPAN

1/12/15 - 3/12/15: MISERY AND GREGGS

23/3/16: BACK IN TIME

29/4/16: WORKING IN A SAUNA

6/5/16: MAYOR OF LONDON

20/5/16: POOING ON THE QUEEN

27/5/16: ANDREW LLOYD-WEBBER'S CATS

10/6/16: MALE STRIPPER

17/6/16: BODY PARTS RESTAURANT

29/7/16: HORROR WRITER

1/1/18 - 2/1/18: TIME MACHINE

3/1/18: QUEEN SINGER

The Man With A Long Chin


Has your thirst for Man diaries been satisfied? Or has the goodness been impaired by the exclusion of an entry that I've sadly missed? If you know it to a pretty good level of accuracy, then don't hesitate to stuff it up my pipe like a good 'un, here: superpage58@gmail.com.

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