The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Being Father Christmas

17/12/94

17 December 1994 - BEING FATHER CHRISTMAS

I was painting an elf on my grotto wall last night, when The Shamen ran in and beat me to the ground with their rifle butts.

After a minute of this treatment, I got up and thanked them.

You see - they were trying to knock a salmon off my spine before I was poisoned.


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