13 March 1999 - CAT WORMER
I had to contend with a gang of cat rustlers last night, who broke into the cat farm to steal some of my cats. I had been expecting something like this which is why I've spent the last few nights out in the pasture, disguised as a cat.
Suffice to say, the cat rustlers got quite a shock when I removed my mask. Unfortunately for me, I hadn't reckoned on them being Egyptian priests, and they began to worship me as a cat god. In order to get away from their fawning I told them I had the runs.