The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Dairy Farmer

3/9/97

3 September 1997 - DAIRY FARMER

I've had to take extreme measures to protect myself from the cows on this farm. I can't risk getting in among the herd so I'm having to swing over it via a system of pulleys and gimbals.

As I pass over their heads, the cows growl and snap at me, but I'm just a foot or two out of their reach. Occasionally a cow will leap up at me, but when that happens I knock them away with a small paddle I keep attached to my utility belt.


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