The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Having Fever

12/8/94-13/8/94

12 August 1994 - HAVING FEVER

This terrible malaise is really beginning to make me laugh.

My throat is like the inside of a cabin, and my lungs are lined with myrrh.

And my eyes - would it be funny if they filled with slops?


13 August 1994 - HAVING FEVER

I went to the doctor, and guess what he told me, guess what he told me?

He said I've got a disease, and have to be placed in an isolation ward at 7.30pm tomorrow.

It's only down the road.


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