The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Is A Holiday Entertainer

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1 April 1995 - IS A HOLIDAY ENTERTAINER

I've done something wrong, and I have been asked to leave.

During last night's bingo, whenever a number was called out, I leapt to my feet and fired a starting pistol. Then, when the winner went up to get her money, I threw a packet of rice onto the stage. It was only rice...


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