Is A Werewolf
4/4/95-7/4/95
4 April 1995 - IS A WEREWOLF
I got bitten by a crusty last night, and this morning I'd turned into this: a werewolf.
It's really funny, I can climb up walls and fire mud out of my stomach. Also, if I push out my forehead, a cloud of spores bursts free and I go into overdrive!
5 April 1995 - IS A WEREWOLF
I went out hunting last night and bagged a pair of coots. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with them. They're tied to my boiler at the moment.
They managed to get into my wardrobe and I had to coax them out with a saucer of chips. I'll probably sell them to my daddy.
6 April 1995 - IS A WEREWOLF
Another werewolf paid me a visit last night. His name was T Stont.
He said I'd been eating the wrong stuff: beets and that.
He offered me a bite of a massive mast he'd brought with him. I had a quick nibble, but spat it out when he fell onto me.
7 April 1995 - IS A WEREWOLF
Being a werewolf isn't as easy as you'd think. Yesterday I had to fight a whale!
Also, I'm made to live in an upturned Volvo and chew buds from its rusting bonnet.
I chewed one yesterday that made me want to drink brewery suds.
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