Is A Wrestler Now
25 April 1995 - IS A WRESTLER NOW
I've become a wrestler called The Giant Relly. My manager is called Mr D Salts. He's fixed up my first bout. It's against a bloke called The Massive Felten.
D Salts shocked me by drawing me a picture of what he wants me to do during the fight. He drew it on a lamb's skirt! Lamb (baa).