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Monkey Teacher

20/2/99-?/2/99

20 February 1999 - MONKEY TEACHER

I've stopped visiting other dimensions now, and have a new job in a top secret Government research lab, trying to increase the intelligence of chimpanzees.

I'm the chimps' teacher, but so far things aren't going too well. Yesterday I took a maths lesson, but every time one of the chimps pulled his lips back over his teeth, or put an arm over his head, I started laughing. I don't know what it is about monkeys, but they just make me wanna laugh.


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