20 February 1999 - MONKEY TEACHER
I've stopped visiting other dimensions now, and have a new job in a top secret Government research lab, trying to increase the intelligence of chimpanzees.
I'm the chimps' teacher, but so far things aren't going too well. Yesterday I took a maths lesson, but every time one of the chimps pulled his lips back over his teeth, or put an arm over his head, I started laughing. I don't know what it is about monkeys, but they just make me wanna laugh.