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The Invisible Man With A Long Chin

22/4/94

22 April 1994 - THE INVISIBLE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN

I've been using a heated fork to re-shape my damaged face. As you can see, my efforts have been less than successful.

I am trying to raise enough money for plastic surgery, but my ex-friend, Gary "Clarkuss" Clark, has been spreading dirty rumours about me.


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