21 November 1995 - TOURIST GUIDE
I took a party of Dutch cowboys around the Tower of London yesterday.
There was a bit of trouble when one of them tried to steal a raven by stuffing it in his holster. Later on, the same Dutch cowboy laughed at the beefeaters and called them "English rind-scabbings". When I tried to calm him down, his friends whipped me with their chaps and pushed me into a wall.