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21 November 1995 - TOURIST GUIDE

I took a party of Dutch cowboys around the Tower of London yesterday.

There was a bit of trouble when one of them tried to steal a raven by stuffing it in his holster. Later on, the same Dutch cowboy laughed at the beefeaters and called them "English rind-scabbings". When I tried to calm him down, his friends whipped me with their chaps and pushed me into a wall.

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