The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Transport Cafe



I foiled an armed robbery at my transport cafe, Pea Junction, yesterday morning. A gang of toughs came in armed with bags of pebbles which they kept swinging around their heads menacingly.

After an hour of this, one of them tried to order two eggs and a tow-rope, which made me suspect he was a robber. I leapt over the counter, rolled him up into a ball, covered him with tea-towels and poured ink on his legs.

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