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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

4/3/03

4 MARCH 2003 - WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

I've got a new job preparing the questions on TV's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? It's a good job, but yesterday I had a bit of a run in with the producer.

He objected to the three questions I had taken four hours to prepare:

    - What's my favourite toy?

    - Why do lions walk like that?

    - What does a wall taste like anyway?

I immediately tendered my resignation, but he rejected it on the grounds that I had tendered it only in my head.


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