Being A Hypnotist
27 March 1996 - BEING A HYPNOTIST
I've been honing my hypnotism skills by attempting to mesmerise shoppers in the local mall.
My technique is as follows: I go right up to the top level and dangle a metal plug over into the atrium. When people look at it, I shout down this hypnotic slogan: "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear".
The first person I tried it on was a security guard, who became confused and fell down some steps into an ashtray.