5 February 1994 - IN FRANCE
Stevens the Screw helped "Clarkuss" and I escape from the nick last night. Unfortunately, the tunnel led to a place called "France".
Everyone here walks like this: "la-de-da, de-pompt-de-free." That's how they walk. They walk like that.
8 February 1994 - IN FRANCE
"Clarkuss" and I have both got a job in a French pet shop. It's my job to clean the filthy owner.
Here is the French for dog food: "Don-la-swee-poom-pah?"
For cat food, it's: "Dun-ke-la-pompt-do-la-pompt-da-pompt?"
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