The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

In France

5/2/94-8/2/94

5 February 1994 - IN FRANCE

Stevens the Screw helped "Clarkuss" and I escape from the nick last night. Unfortunately, the tunnel led to a place called "France".

Everyone here walks like this: "la-de-da, de-pompt-de-free." That's how they walk. They walk like that.


8 February 1994 - IN FRANCE

"Clarkuss" and I have both got a job in a French pet shop. It's my job to clean the filthy owner.

Here is the French for dog food: "Don-la-swee-poom-pah?"

For cat food, it's: "Dun-ke-la-pompt-do-la-pompt-da-pompt?"


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