Running A Joke Shop
18/3/96-20/3/96
18 March 1996 - RUNNING A JOKE SHOP
I've been designing new practical jokes to sell:
DANIEL'S REVENGE
A powerful motor concealed within a loaf.
THE BROWN ACTIVIST
Looks like a normal shoe, but when you put it on the end bends up and snaps.
THE EMOTIONAL GRAVE
Sprinkle these magnetic shards over a rug, and watch their faces as objects - some up to 9 feet wide - appear to draw closer.
19 March 1996 - RUNNING A JOKE SHOP
Here are the latest in my new batch of practical jokes:
THE DYNAMIC AGGRESSOR
A tall, flat wafer which emits a terrifying beam of diffused radiation.
MAGNETIC DISCO
Two dozen lifelike clay warriors pulse in time to blasts from a 32-foot long electric pipe.
THE FLIMSY DEPRESSIVE
Hear the moans as a wire-frame raptor is bent back and teeth act as a mobile palette.
20 March 1996 - RUNNING A JOKE SHOP
Here are the latest in my new range of practical jokes:
DANTE'S DEAFENING VISOR
Looks like an ordinary eye mask, but when you put it on, two lollies drop out of the bottom.
THE BLONDE CHALICE
Unlike most chalices, this one is upholstered with real human hair.
BLACK-FACE TIGHTS
When you pull these tights on your face goes yellow.
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