Songwriter

6 March 1999 - SONGWRITER

I've got a new job as a professional songwriter, working with artists as diverse as Shania Twain and that woman who used to be Beth in Neighbours. Here's my latest song. I call it Love Gets Up My Nose:

Love gets up my nose,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love gets up my nose,
Uh-huh, oh-yeah-ah.
L-I-I-la-Ia-la-la-love plus one.
Love is all around me.
It's even up my nose.

8 March 1999 - SONGWRITER

I've got a new job as a professional R&B songwriter. Here's my latest song, which I have submitted to Steps for consideration. I call this song Sunny Holiday:

Stinking cesspool vengeance,
A bleeding heart corrupted by hate,
Dynamic threat evidence of disease,
Motorcycles underline the greed,
A boy cries against a wall.

CHORUS
It's a happy, happy, sunny holiday,
Dance! Sing! Shout Hooray!

9 March 1999 - SONGWRITER

I've got a new job as a professional R&B songwriter. My latest song is under consideration for Billie's next album. It is called "Young Fun (Go For It)":

Destruction creates a vacuum,
A black hole of social degradation,
A crown of thorns for a proxy king,
Who holds bitter hands against a bitter wind.

CHORUS
Let's go! Young Fun!
Go for it! Yeah!

12 March 1999 - SONGWRITER

As you may already know, I have a new job as a professional songwriter. Here's a song I've written for Meat Loaf's new album. It is called Rock 'n' Roll Rebel.

My powerdrill is perfect,
For drilling holes in walls,
I then fit several rawlplugs,
Which allow me to insert screws.
I affix a shelf to the screws,
And display my model buses on it.

CHORUS
I'm a rock 'n' roll rebel,
But I won't do that!

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